A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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I'm hungry.

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