- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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