- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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