Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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