Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Knock knock Go away

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