Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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