Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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