The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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call me maybe.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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people magazine

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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TIMMY

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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