Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Women's rights

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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mark is religion

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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haha

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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