Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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