In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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whats black? the colour

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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