- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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