- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Women's rights

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Women's rights

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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