What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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