whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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