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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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