- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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