What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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my names jim haha

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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