How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

theres a fat guy

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Diana and victoria

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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