- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A hayride would be fun.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Ben is gay

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

A horse walked into a barn...

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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