What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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girls basketball

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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pussy enough said

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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