Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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