What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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