Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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hi im paul!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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