- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

You're on fire.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

a man walks into a bar and dies

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Yah? Well your a ********

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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