Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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A black man without problems.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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minorities

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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