What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Knock knock

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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