A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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pussy enough said

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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