Yo Mamma

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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anti-joke teehee

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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I like turtoes.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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