if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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here kitty kitty

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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