A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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thumbs up!

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Libraries.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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