why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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