whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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