- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Pickles are moist.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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