What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

A muslim walks into a gun shop

PICKLES

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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