- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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