- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Your Mom The End.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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