- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A mormon walks into a bar.

Knock knock

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Your life

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Robin, get in the car!

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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