- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

I was watching Fox news.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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