How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

the midget went to the midget store

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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