2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Anti Joke

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