Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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