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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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