- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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