- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Robin, get in the car!

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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