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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

THE GAME

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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