- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

hi jonny

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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