- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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