If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Skinny people fart less.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

im gay

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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