ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Well this is pointless.....

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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