when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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