- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Your life

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

lewis=cardiac

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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