Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

hi jonny

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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