what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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People...

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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