Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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