- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Robin, get in the car!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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