What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

think twice or at least think

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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