- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

My Butthole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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