- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Do the roar!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

su algato es en fuego

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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