Women can vote? wtf

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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